Patricia Wants to Cuddle: A Novel

"When the last four contestants on The Catch, a reality TV dating show, arrive on Otters Island, their most pressing concern is surviving the upcoming Elimination Event. But survival takes on a whole new meaning as Renee, Vanessa, Amanda and Lilah-Mae’s clashes become heated, secrets begin to spill and doubts become blaring alarm bells. Plus, there seems to be something in the woods on Otters Island. Will they make it out in love, alive, both or neither? Journalist Samantha Allen, author of Real Queer America, has written a debut novel that’s a hilarious sendup of and love letter to The Bachelor franchise."