I Can Explain

"Has your mom ever caught you picking your nose or biting your nails? In this book, bad habits yield complex explanations that justify their very existence. And really, how hard is it to believe that nose pickers are actually pushing hidden proboscis buttons that release “cheerful beams” that make everyone happy? But as the justifications get wackier and wackier, mom’s patience wears thinner and thinner. A laugh-out-loud Japanese import from a master of the ridiculous. (For ages 5 to 8)"