A Dinosaur a Day

"Daniel : A Dinosaur a Day . It’s for maybe age five or six. There’s a dinosaur named for each day of the entire year. For December, there’s 31 dinosaurs and then you go back to the start. Caleb : Yes, I think so, because they just discovered a new one. Daniel : Yes, because I know that birds are dinosaurs. Caleb : Yes. A chicken is a velociraptor. Daniel : I’m glad they don’t exist because some of the meat eaters can eat us. Caleb : Both. I’m glad that the meat eaters aren’t here but I’d like the mini plant eaters as pets. I think that would be good. We could have them as pets and if anyone tried to burgle my house they could attack them. Caleb : I’ve no idea, there are so many, there’s about fifty thousand. Daniel : I’d like to be a triceratops. No, actually, ankylosaurus. Because if anyone attacked me, I could whack them with my tail. Or if they tried to get to my back, then my spikes would spike them. Caleb : But what if they rolled you over? Daniel : I guess I could sort that out with my tail… Caleb : But how do you roll back over? Daniel : Maybe I poke the ground with the tail. Caleb : I’d like to be a mini velociraptor so I could bite everyone without them noticing, and they’d be wondering what had bitten them. I’d run really fast and if anyone tried to squash me, I would just bite them. Caleb : I have Extreme Animals in the same series as Extreme Dinosaurs . I like the back bit because it has all the records. At the end of Extreme Dinosaurs, it has ‘The Extreme Hall of Fame’ with the fastest dinosaur, the biggest dinosaur… I like that."